Harder Faster Stronger

Hello again its blog time, and its been busy since last I blogged, crates and faff have been made, game treatments have been written, meetings attended and changing all the myriad billing details I am responsible for is nearly there, only rent,water and electric to go, WOOT, well when you have so much to do even minor victories are worth a bit of a woot.

More Art research is being undertaken as well as the many games I am focusing on, well I say focusing but in reality I have played so many so long I know every polygon the player can walk on for many, I rinsed BF2 modern combat so hard I can tell you exactly the best place to park a chopper for most efficient killing/ death ratio I know how to survive attempted teamkilling by judicious use of a parachute, basically they cover the helipad in c4 and that usually blows you about 180 foot in the air, there is no friendly fire so the c4 doesnt even hurt, you the fall does, well technically the ground does, but the result is still the same. which just goes to prove the extra-ordinary lengths people will go to be a tw*t for the sake of a few extra kills.

However all this playtime is research time, which as with animals play helps them make the decisions in later life that could save their lives play for us has more interesting ramifications, as despite what the pikeys believe brainpower and critical reasoning are the key to human advancement, the fallacy of physical perfection always amuses me, put a naked person against any carnivore and the result is the same bloody mess and deeply satisfied carnivore, but person + intelligence = person with spear and a dead carnivore. All this play must have a purpose strategy and deployment of troops trapping an enemy, ensnaring them, hunting for food, all of the these things require intelligence and non of these things can be acted out in real life, the lack of physical power in humanity is its greatest complex just look at all those sporting events which would seem moot run against a more sprightly domestic dog. all those body building contests that would end in tears if someone taught a chimp to benchpress.

In short we as a species are physically pathetic, hence the superhero complex, the more of a superhero fan someone is generally the less of a specimen of physicality they are, hence the fact that it is rare to find an intelligent male-model or a bodybuilding scientist, bizarrely people find the key to humanity's continued survival (intelligence) a turn off well they do in the uk which seems to be locked into a terminal struggle towards the lowest common denominator with people actually trying hard not to come off as too smart when talking to people??? Eh what.

Also people are getting thicker, its plain to see! well unless you are born in the nineties in which case urghhh plz dnt rd ths cuz u mght lrn sumfink, luv ya loads rrrrrlll, gt bf w/me 4 spittin this??

Oh how I wish I could kill them all, wait a minute in the new game I am working on you can! and if you do that name will never come back, and you are guaranteed to not have to hear anyone singing or carrying on as if you can hear them shouting you know where they are and their team wont take kindly to that.

to eliminate TK every player who is in a tank unit will have a tank until they die or get an upgrade, every wannabe pilot will train and get a ship or plane or vtol, many people will want o be pilots, which is good as many generals will want air support and many anti air batteries will need targets,

sorry for the wordy post had to cover a lot of ground on this one.
here is a link that might cheer you up

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU

lol cheered me up!!

Back to work

Weekend out!!